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15 Mar 2026 08:17

Doomscrolling (3hr session)โ‚น1,299
Pretending to be Fine Onlineโ‚น899
Replying haha ok after 40minโ‚น499
Existential Crisis (2am edition)โ‚น799
Skipped Gym Membership Usageโ‚น599
SUBTOTAL:โ‚น4,095
GUILT TAX (18% GST):โ‚น737
โญ TOTAL DAMAGE:โ‚น4,832

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CHRONICALLY ONLINE & OFFLINE MENTALLY

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โ€œThank you for your continued commitment to chaos.โ€

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12 Mar 2026 21:53

Gym Visit (Locker Room Only)โ‚น699
Post-Non-Workout Burger Mealโ‚น899
Mirror Selfie Without Workoutโ‚น399
New Gym Outfit (Used as Pyjamas)โ‚น1,299
SUBTOTAL:โ‚น3,296
GUILT TAX (18% GST):โ‚น593
โญ TOTAL DAMAGE:โ‚น3,889

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Patient exhibits classic avoidance with snack compensation.

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19 Mar 2026 08:42

Overthinking 2022 Conversationโ‚น999
Imagining 6 Argument Scenariosโ‚น799
Deciding What to Watch (2hr)โ‚น499
Typing Reply, Deleting, Repeatingโ‚น699
3am Regret Compilation Sessionโ‚น1,199
SUBTOTAL:โ‚น4,195
GUILT TAX (18% GST):โ‚น755
โญ TOTAL DAMAGE:โ‚น4,950

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ANXIETY BUFFERING... PLEASE WAIT

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Clinically certified overthinker. Prognosis: relatable.

PAYMENT: Pure Denial and Overthought

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